nobodys perfect he/she

this shim is a very annoying person, shim loves to dance around like a stupid idiot, im sure nobody likes this he/she! she or he is a weirdo!

OH MY GAWSH that thing must be the nobodys perfect he/she!

by you-tube watcher January 18, 2009

the perfect view

Adjective/noun.
When someone uses a selfie camera (forward facing camera) below 240p and captures their face with the device at a 45° angle from the chest. (Capturing the chin as the main/biggest facial feature).

Noun.
Wow! Look at this picture of a person! They took a photo with the perfect view!

Adjective.
Is that the perfect view selfie that that instagram model took earlier!?

by CupOsewage July 30, 2019

The perfect girl

Mrs. Clean and perfect.

The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

perfect woman

A mute, pearl-diving, tuba-playing, flat-headed, midget gymnast with no gag-reflex, that can suck-start a Harley Davidson.

Took my perfect woman out for a date last night...she serenaded me with her tuba, while wearing the pearl necklace that it took her nearly a year to make...all the while doing the splits with my beer resting on her head. After that, she crammed my whole tailpipe down her throat and started my bike...and the best part is that she'll never even say a word about what we did when we got back to my place. What a woman!!!

by Mr. Q45 September 1, 2017

perfect couple

usually people who start with either a M or a R. always smile. laugh. smoke. and eat. they love each other.

the perfect couple thinks love is seaking the greater good in the other person

by afioanwdk asjdfnsoiad August 8, 2009

perfect

Christopher.
The best boy in the whole world.

I love my boyfriend christopher he is perfect.

by <3 in love December 28, 2005

Perfect Storm

A "Perfect Storm" occurs during intercourse, when an individual pisses on his or her partner, farts in their face, then slaps them so hard that they see stars. The piss represents the the rain, the fart represents thunder, and the stars they see represent lightning. Thus creating a "perfect storm".

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I was mad at my girlfriend last night, so during sex I gave her a "Perfect Storm".

angry dragon rusty trombone golden shower sex anal piss slap

by GlApp Money Shot March 29, 2009