parkertastic

The state of being exceedingly effeminate and flamboyant with a homosexual connotation.

Mike: I've never seen a man talk so much with his hands.
Pat: Oh, Ryan? Yeah, life's parkertastic for him!

by i done know December 30, 2007

Parkered

So drunk that you wait until your beer is warm to shotgun more of it.

Man, I was so parkered last night I went through a 30 Rack of Busch.

by riles1 October 17, 2008

party packers

Gifts of an illegal or sexual nature.

"what party packers shall I bring to your Shin dig?"

by stace September 16, 2003

poopoo packer

He who gives anal sex to either a female or a male.

Inserting the penis into the anus.

Pushing poop back into the anal cavity.

I'll bet that you are a poopoo packing homosexual.

I had a turtle poking it's head out and my poopoo packing friend helped me push it back in.

Plugging the poopoo hole.

My friend Joey D. is a poopoo packer.

She loves getting her pooper packed!

by Scootnu December 13, 2008

Cake Packer

A Fat Nasty Girl. Usually caught packing food into her head.

"I heard Bob hooked up with a Cake Packer"

by Branpa February 28, 2009

trailer-parker

a trailer parker is "someone" who lives in the filth of his own mother. the reason mother is because most of the time trailer parkers are born of incest, and the brother and sister go seperate ways after being rejected by court for mariage. trailer parkers most frequently reside in trailers, however you might be able to find a few loitering at mcdonalds for food or drug money. alot of the trailer parkers have been known for spending time around a rich person's home only to cause structural damage and to illeagaly obtain technological devices, such as nintendo DS's or wireless controllers. trailer parkers are easilly reconized; they have artificially colored hair, they wreak of cigeretts, alchohol and gunpowder, they aways wear clothes that are too big and have something that resembles wealth or fighting or hunting or some other redneck attribute, such as a large medalion in the shape of a dollar sign ( $ ). there are some acceptions, like when they accually bathe each day or so.

alchoholic who resides in a trailer, usually female or male but sometimes castrated. trailer-parker, trailer garbage

by djnthewhale April 20, 2011

A Pink Parker

A sexual act to spoon cooked Mac N' Cheese in a womans vagina then proceed to eat it out.

Ben totally gave me a Pink Parker last night.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009