patty mayonnaise

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007

Patty-Polar

Behavior far beyond being bi-polar. An unreasonable state of mind that causes a person to obsess over people in internet chat rooms. Having very rare and limited times of lucidity and sanity (usually while only going to the bathroom) and primarily erupting into rants, raves and ridiculous comments. Those who suffer from this rare disorder, are typically called "lowlife losers" or "escaped mental patients". Symptoms include pathological lying, stalking, obsessions with people, extreme foul language and lack of personal hygiene.

Donovan talks like a possessed demon because she is Patty-polar.

by KatieKat82 December 8, 2007

Pattee Hughes

Pattee Hughes was an overachieving student. She had a 5.0 gpa in high school, and she always dreamed of going to Yale. Pattee set the record for visiting a school the most time, going to Yale 13 times. She participated in multiple sports and was president of 5 different clubs. She got a perfect SAT score as well. When she applied to Yale she was rejected because they felt her constant visiting was creepy. Pattee is an example to all those grade-grubbing, teachers pet people out there.

I have a 5.0 and am president of three clubs.

Wow, your such a Pattee Hughes.

by Thebazile December 16, 2008

Patten Pending

When you invent something new and deserve credit for it.

That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.

by WhiskeyDix August 16, 2009

peppermint patty haiku

Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.

Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

Kink patty

A kink patty is when you take the males feces and make it into the shape of a hamburger...then you place it on his chest and flip it with your hand flat like a spatula.then make sizzling noises and pretend he's so hot he can cook your kink patty once you've had enough fun with that place the shaped feces on a hamburger bun and there it is...a kink patty

Hey babe I'm feeling overly kinky tonight...are you ok with that? Mind if I make a kink patty on your hairy sexy chest and make a burger with your poop?

by Dr. Kink August 26, 2015

ordinary human patterns

oddly enough ordinary human patterns.
we are not special only special through the make up of our consciousness.

She was getting used to him. His different ways. His quirks. In all potential madness there were ordinary human patterns and behaviours like insecurity. jealousy. admiration. respect. mistrust. desire. loathing. they were there. only disguised with wit, humour, delusion. playful or sincere. they were getting to know each other.

by Krkič November 7, 2020