A person in the office environment, who claims to put in 110% for the good of the office, can talk the talk, but struggles to walk the walk (or simply unable to achieve anything).
Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.
The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.
Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.
The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.
Person A: "So I asked Kelvin for a day off, as my wife's in hospital. Bloody prick said no worries... my roster came out and had we working 25hrs that day....FFS"
Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"
Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"
by The_Mannn September 15, 2019
Get the office lightweightmug. “I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024
Get the Post Officedmug. When a company deliberately attempts to completely emulate the mannerisms of the cast of hit NBC show “The Office”.
My boss has decided to hire a camera crew, be severely immature and childish, make crude jokes and spout out quotes that millennials will use on a coffee cup or t shirt. He’s totally officing.
by Babyyodafan69 June 12, 2024
Get the Officingmug. “Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
Get the Texas Police Officermug. When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
Get the bed officemug. The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.
by MegaHuge June 25, 2021
Get the Office roombamug. by Gordon bombay613 November 14, 2011
Get the Res life officemug.