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we need to talk

the famous saying by all significant others when there about to break up with you.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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im a Neebasaurous fuck!!!
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i need me a dyckman party

A Lit party located in the northern part of Manhattan in the 1 line , Basically a hick party with hookah,drinks , twerking,grinding, and lap dances. Going to one of these parties will bless your whole week No Better parties then the ones In Dyckman.
"Yeo, bro I haven't gotten lit in a while I Need Me a Dyckman Party"
by UnknownArtist-InTheMaking November 24, 2017
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Need some wood?

Definition:
Question usually posed to an ass clown at a point in a conversation or relationship where the ass clown has grossly exceeded the limits of patience and tolerance in others who were, up until that point, making every effort to engage the ass clown in a civil discussion or relationship and indicating that the ass clown now runs the risk of unleashing a wrath previously withheld. The target of such a question is being informed that they have descended into such utter stupidity that their only possible hope of salvation is the application of a hard piece of a tree to the side of their head (for starters.) The phrase is stated rather than asked to indicate that the ass clown may be in imminent physical peril. Usage of this phrase is similar to bam stick although usually in a calmer tone - such as the phrase "You asked for it."
Background:
Asked, as if joking, by President George W. Bush of Senator John Kerry during the second 2004 presidential debate at a point where Bush knew a recent reference to timber would confuse his adversaries.
You WRECKED my car AGAIN? Do you need some wood?
nigga that jacked yo shit needs some wood
BUSH: I own a timber company?
(LAUGHTER)
That's news to me.
(LAUGHTER)
Need some wood?
(LAUGHTER)
by Tina October 14, 2004
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Needle Dick

A term used to describe a person usually of swedish origin who participates in the world or warcraft player vs player aspect of the game.

A needle dick usually talks in a loud voice, shouts alot regarding PVP and is rude to fellow players.

Being a needle dick in The world of warcraft comes from having a small penis causing alot of anger and frustration.

The following places are where you will find needle dicks:

Outside Ironforge Dueling
Any of the PVP arenas
Outside Dalaran Bank doing gear inspections for pugs
VOA on a wednesday
HoN - heroes of newerth
Battle.net

Spamming trade with the following: "LFM ToC,Naxx,udluar *ITEM RESERVED (usually grim toll or trinket of some sort* must link achievement, stats & epic"
Dave: How was that new priest in your 2v2?
Mike: All he did was shout at us and get really agressive
Dave: was he SWE?!?!?!? :))))))
Mike: Yes, how did you guess?
Dave: You've just experienced a needle dick

Garry: Why did that undead mage start jumping after he killed me?

Steven: Must be a needle dick

Baz: WTF HOW COULD LET HIM KITE YOU, ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? **Sigh**

Larry: Stop being such a needle dick
by Footlong Larry November 8, 2009
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Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.
Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.
by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009
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needle dick

an extremely thin dick having the appearance of a sewing needle
bob has a pointy needle dick
by DAR May 1, 2003
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