Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.

Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

rachel renee moser

Rachel Renee Moser if often one of those people that is always nice to everyone but has a hard time making friends. She doesn't swear or lie and is probably extremely smart. She is most likely best friends with a girl possibly Serena or Rebecca or a guy named James or Brandon. Both of these names are known to match her outgoing character and forward thinking.

Rachel Renee Moser went to school today.

by Goodboymagazine August 3, 2018

whack a moled

To get shot in the head

Keep talkin that shit nighas really gone get whack a moled

by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019

Year 9 moseley

You have kids like azeem,yousef,yusuf who snap themselves vaping as if anyone cares. You have clapped teachers like mr ahmed who say there taking you on a trip to Barcelona.

Year 9 moseley kids are the most weird kids ive met

by Wagwarn123 May 23, 2021

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024