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Microsoft Muscle

One of the only well developed muscles on gamers, especially those who have yet to grow pubic hair.

During an argument the kid or effeminate dude in his parents basement will mention how awesome he is and something about your mother
"I can't believe you lost the game for us! I was trying so hard (tears forming)... hard like my 13 year old dick with your mom!"

"Really man? Did you just rip off your bieber T-shirt and flex your Microsoft Muscle?"
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
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metal in the microwave

Metal band based out of PA. They will melt your face off.
"Hey Its Metal in the Microwaaaauuughhh!"
Fan at a Metal in the Microwave concert whos face was melted before he could finish his sentence.
by jaaboy May 21, 2007
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Macrophallia

The condition in which a male has a very large penis
Holy crap mark has a severe case of Macrophallia
by Mark March 2, 2005
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McRonalds

Apparently you can get 4 single cheeseburgers here for $2... you can also get a pet mouse at petco for $2
mike: DUDE this mouse costs $2
jon: yeah dude, you can get four single cheeseburgers at mcronalds for that price
by eatmoarroanalds February 20, 2009
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microcorrespondence

"microcorrespondence": noun. A generally written form of correspondence in which the length of the message and/or the time required to compose it is greatly abbreviated compared to traditional methods of communication (e.g. written letters sent via postal mail). Microcorrespondence is generally electronic in nature and may or may not be addressed to more than one recipient at a time.
Twitter updates, Facebook pokes, Facebook wall posts.

"Scholars have begun to wonder whether microcorrespondence works to decrease social isolation or whether it serves to weaken the depth of the average person's social ties."
by Matthew M.C. Roberts February 23, 2008
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micromaphone

hey man turn on your micromaphone so we can talks
by Brown_Cat April 28, 2009
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microwavable feast

noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.
"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"
by Command post Captains November 7, 2009
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