mega-lardass

a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon

guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.

by g4000 April 3, 2009

Megasoarass

1. A gay dinosaur.
2. A dinosaur that takes it from all the other stronger dinosaurs and has a "mega-soar-ass"

Look at the triceratops get pushed around by all those other dinosaurs at the watering-hole like some kind of megasoarass.

by lingerer(smw) April 15, 2009

Mega Jammed

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression

1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.

by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009

Megatroninho

A word used to describe someone so good at football that they are considered to be a robot.

"did you see England v Mexico?"

"ye, that megatroninho scored an awesome 520' double kickflip overhead backspace with a twist.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Megitive

Meg-i-tive
Adj.
1) to be immensely optimistic despite the hopeless circumstances

She's stressed out to the max, but she continues smiling...

That megitive mood will be her downfall.

by Porteramus December 7, 2009

megabag

the tea-bag on steroids. this is the art of shoving your scrotum into the face of a woman which only is expecting to have nuts gently placed on her face.

Dude i was makin my move on this chick last night and she asked me to tea-bag, little did she know she was going to be megabaged in a matter of seconds.

by T-Bager July 30, 2010

Megamanning

When you defeat or kill an enemy, and take their weapons or powers.

Dave was totally Megamanning when he killed the guy trying to mug him and took his gun.

by isaninja17 August 7, 2010