clit licker forgetter

a person who pretends to "forget" their night of drinking, and use that as an excuse for hooking up

Ed is a clit licker forgetter when he says he forgets the night b4, but was obviously not that intoxicated.

by boys are icky July 26, 2004

Diego licker

one who licks my monkey lovin friend, Diego! MUNKEYS RULE!!!!!!!!

Diego is such a Diego licker.

by bran buster October 23, 2003

avatarless shitcock licker

of or resembling a moloney

If he wasn't such an avatarless shitcock licker, he'd get with the program liike everyone else.

by rocksalt johnson April 28, 2006

chapstick licker

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.

Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!

by DemonReamer December 14, 2008

Korn Licker

A person obsessed with the band Korn.

-Hey did you hear the new Korn single?

-Shut up you Korn Licker! I don't care about you talking about Korn all the time. Its freaken annoying!!

by Gordon Kay March 8, 2011

Minge Licker

A minge licker a person of high intelligence that continuously watch disabled, interracial, trans, gay midget pornography on a day to day basis with no shame

Gary's mum is such a minge licker, she wouldn't even bat an eye to anyone except Peter dinklage.

by The VA Community of filth February 6, 2019

Window Licker

When your cousin is so retarded everybody thinks he licks windows.

Guy1: "Dude your cousin is really retarded."

Guy2: "Ya I know, after all he IS a window licker."

by Squirt56yz June 3, 2014