Nick Level Friend-Zoned

The ultimate friend zone level and one of no return, akin to level 100m on the Original Donkey Kong or level 256 on Pac-Man.

The party in question is often so far in they do not realize they are in the midst of the friend-zone status.

1) A guy gets sent a naked picture from a girl who asks him to "make sure she looks alright before she sends it to another guy". He assumes this to be a ruse, that she actually wants his dick. This assumption is false, he is in fact in the nick level friend-zone.

2) There are two guys and a girl drinking in town. Guy 1 thinks he will take the girl home at the end of the night and does not understand why Guy 2 is hanging around so late. This is made clear when it is Guy 2 who takes the girl home, Guy 1 is nick level friend-zoned.

by sharkacon April 25, 2014

Platinum level bitch

Over the top bitch, yet jokingly funny about it.

Chloe is a platinum level bitch 😒

by Bitch.Com November 8, 2014

Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.

Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night

by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014

lethal level of swag

Teddy Bridgwater 8th grade prom photo.

I don't know how he is still alive he has a lethal level of swag.

by easyC March 15, 2015

please level

The end result of inputting the words "one please is plenty" in to google translate and translating it several times e.g. English-yoruba-spanish-bulgarian-English. We believe this to be a prophecy from the great professor oak. a.k.a the Banbarian Druglord. The definition is written in the wind.

Me: what is the meaning of life.
wind: please level.
me: Woogie

Please level.
what.
exactly.

by nemesis101xo June 4, 2015

Choke Level

To choke during sexual intercourse.

Dude 1: hung out with Hannah last night and got Choke Level

Dude 2: oh FAKE!!

by CHOKELEVEL July 11, 2016

Matthew Level

A state of grammar that is so bad, he or she must correct every sentence that is sent or written.
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level

Guy: How art yoi

Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy

Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level

by M_MatthewD June 16, 2016