by Jodelle V. October 25, 2003
Get the Lady Luck mug.Anything pertaining to ladies. Lady things can range from tea parties to bodily functions. Generally a sore topic amongst men (in fact, you'll probably never hear a man refer to a lady thing as a "lady thing.")
"you hook with louise last night?"
"nah she bored my boner with all this talk about lady things."
"wow, never say 'lady things' again."
"nah she bored my boner with all this talk about lady things."
"wow, never say 'lady things' again."
by Desmond White December 1, 2009
Get the lady thing mug.When a gentleman reaches the point of intoxication at which it becomes necessary to sit down to pee.
by J.R.Tokin January 26, 2010
Get the ladydrunk mug.A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.
by tcdacsap June 29, 2010
Get the old lady's cane mug.by Skylane October 15, 2017
Get the lady door mug.(N) A girl/woman who is a mean bitch. She is a really nasty person,usually not caring about others, hence,"hurting, like cutting" others.
You'd probably call your psycho ex-girlfriend this.
Dude: Hey did I tell you Sheila dumped me?
Guy: WHAT?!Why?You guys are like soul-mates
Dude: Thats what I thought..but when i caught her making out wit this guy and "Raised my voice" I was being a little "Insensitive," She said.
Guy: Man, you deserve better than that
Dude:Yeah.She's bein a real LADY RAZOR to my heart.
Dude: Hey did I tell you Sheila dumped me?
Guy: WHAT?!Why?You guys are like soul-mates
Dude: Thats what I thought..but when i caught her making out wit this guy and "Raised my voice" I was being a little "Insensitive," She said.
Guy: Man, you deserve better than that
Dude:Yeah.She's bein a real LADY RAZOR to my heart.
by JoyyITSme February 24, 2009
Get the Lady Razor mug.The ultimate defender of consumers against abuses by businesses, especially restaurants that won't give you the table you want, when you don't even have a reservation. She will move her influences with authorities to send inspectors to find bogus irregularities so the business is closed down for good.
Hostess: Welcome to Maximo Bistrot. We are kind of full today. Do you have a reservation?
Client: No, but we can wait.
Hostess: How many?
Client: Three.
(Minutes later)
Client: Hey, why did you give a table to those guys?
Hostess: They were waiting already before you arrived. But, we now have a table for you and your friends.
Client: But we want the table you gave to those guys.
Hostess: I'm sorry I can't do that. That table is already taken.
Client: You don't know who you are dealing with. I'm going to call Lady Profeco to have this crappy place shut down.
Client: No, but we can wait.
Hostess: How many?
Client: Three.
(Minutes later)
Client: Hey, why did you give a table to those guys?
Hostess: They were waiting already before you arrived. But, we now have a table for you and your friends.
Client: But we want the table you gave to those guys.
Hostess: I'm sorry I can't do that. That table is already taken.
Client: You don't know who you are dealing with. I'm going to call Lady Profeco to have this crappy place shut down.
by Agallon May 3, 2013
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