Definitions by J.R.Tokin

sexshmallow 

A fat, pale woman who wears tight clothing.

"You're a total sexshmallow in that tube top. I can see your nipple rings."

"Thanks. I was going for the sexshmallow look."

sexshmallow by J.R.Tokin January 26, 2010

ladydrunk 

When a gentleman reaches the point of intoxication at which it becomes necessary to sit down to pee.

"Better wait for a stall, buddy... you're ladydrunk."

ladydrunk by J.R.Tokin January 26, 2010