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The Zodiac Killer 

A murderer known as Maggie who cleverly disguises herself as Jessie J, Katy Perry and Lilly Allen in order to act out grizzly bear rapes and murders.

Kurt Cobain's Killer 

Himself because he sucked at life and music Courtney love didn't do it you cock heads. Look up Elliott Smith For a real Musician or the best one form the 90's
Kurt Cobain Said I suck let me lay down and shoot my self with my foot cause I'm scared if I shoot my self and fall down I'll get hurt and write a shitty song about it. Courtney isn't my killer. i don't wanna be famous. * Gun Shot * weeks later Nirvana sells sky rocket.

Kurt Cobain's Killer him self

Cowboy Killer 

On a restaurant menu, the largest serving of steak available.
"Yes Ma'am. I'll have the cowboy killer with a potatoe on the side."


Customer: "What's the cowboy killer?"

Server: "It's an 18oz Steak cooked to order."

Customer: "Sweet! Don't even cook it. Just walk it in here and show it the fire."
Cowboy Killer by ChuckSnow January 29, 2009

Llama Killer 

The ultimate online gamer. All others immulate and attempt to gain this level of perfection. Killer Steve's mentor and idol.
One day, I'd like to be like Llama Killer.
Llama Killer by Bob Adams October 4, 2006

bro killer 

first off bros are all those losers wearin skin, srh, and listen to kmk and icp. they all have dgaf in there myspace display names, wear tight skin shirts and baggy ass pants with their hats flipped up, and dark ass loke glasses. they mostly ride dirt bikes and other motor crap. they happen to have hot slutty girlfriends which are known as bro hoes, bygon industries used to carry a bro killer shirt collection until the owner nick got scared and stopped making them cause he was a little bitch. bro killer, is just an emo kid or scene kid or wannabe hardcore kid thats tryin to be cool.
lets go to that hardcore show and wear our bro killer shirts we will be sooo br00t4l
bro killer by BROKILLA June 20, 2007

wannabe killer 

Someone who is given a chance to be a killer, told who and where the mark will be, but backs down in the end. When the mark is terminated, the one offered the job, but was unable to complete the mission, pretends that he is the one who killed the mark. Thus, making him a wannabe killer or wannabe gangsta.
Scared Kid: Hey Fundo, can you kill this guy for me? Because I'm too scared to do it.
Fundo: Fuck that. I ain't killin' him for you. I'mma kill him for the fun of it.
Scared Kid: You're gangsta'. I can't kill people. I'll cry.
Fundo: Little bitch. Move out my way!

*stab* *stab* *slice* *stab*

Fundo: Job complete.
Scared Kid: And I did all the work.
Fundo: What? What the hell are you talking about? You went crying home to mommy.
Scared Kid: That's not what the girl says...
Fundo: She saw me do it.
Scared Kid: Well, She says she saw me do it.
Fundo: You're a wanksta' nigga. Wannabe Killer.
wannabe killer by authOOr October 16, 2006