"Woah you know that presidential candidate Ted Cruz? I heard he's the Zodiac Killer."
Texas republican Donald Trump
Texas republican Donald Trump
by LeninsCat April 9, 2016
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021
A murderer known as Maggie who cleverly disguises herself as Jessie J, Katy Perry and Lilly Allen in order to act out grizzly bear rapes and murders.
by BopBopBopBopBabybell December 30, 2011
by tedcruzisthezodiackiller1324 May 15, 2016
Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.
by CLEGANEBOWL March 29, 2016
by simplymemelogical May 8, 2016