Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !
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Get the John Mulaney mug.A "Fat John" is a code word for the act of taking a poop. No one is exactly sure where the name came from, but it originated in Manchester, NH and has since spread. When referring to a Fat John, the you usually pretend it is a real person.
Person 1: "Dude, Fat John is about to visit me!"
Person 2: "No way! He visited me today, and boy, was he angry!"
Or rather,
Person 1: "Aw jeez, I'm about to be visited by Fat John."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "Everybody's met Fat John. In fact, most people see him everyday. Sometimes he tries to come in before you're ready, and sometimes he can just explode at you. You usually feel better after Fat John leaves."
Person 2: "No way! He visited me today, and boy, was he angry!"
Or rather,
Person 1: "Aw jeez, I'm about to be visited by Fat John."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "Everybody's met Fat John. In fact, most people see him everyday. Sometimes he tries to come in before you're ready, and sometimes he can just explode at you. You usually feel better after Fat John leaves."
by LeSuave April 8, 2013
Get the Fat John mug.1. (Noun); A character in the 1985 movie, the Breakfast Club, categorized as 'the Criminal'.
2. (Verb); To do acts in the likeness of John Bender.
2. (Verb); To do acts in the likeness of John Bender.
1. Smoke up, Johnny!
2. You just lit your cigarette on the boot you lit on fire? Dude, so John Bender!
2. You just lit your cigarette on the boot you lit on fire? Dude, so John Bender!
by Marty J A December 20, 2006
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They then voted to elect John Boehner of Ohio as Speaker of the House for the 112th Congress.
It seems that the G.O.P. plans to undo all the progress made during the 111th Congress!
They then voted to elect John Boehner of Ohio as Speaker of the House for the 112th Congress.
It seems that the G.O.P. plans to undo all the progress made during the 111th Congress!
John Boehner may well be the worst choice for Speaker of the House since Newt Gingrich! His first priority is to repeal the Healthcare Reform passed in 2009!
by Charles_U_Farley January 16, 2011
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by Robbie Quivey June 25, 2008
Get the John Madden mug.John Mayer is a controversial artist known for being a douche from 2002-2013. However, once he realized what a douche he was and moved out to Montana and away from Hollywood, the man finally focused on the music and the meaning rather than the ladies and the swooning. His three latest albums are works of art and he’s trying to be a better person. In 2019, it is safe to say he’s now a hilarious and nice dude (at least as he appears to the public). Catch him on Instagram live or on tour, seems like he’s always doing one of the two.
Person1: “I hate John Mayer because his music is overplayed and he’s pretty gross. I’m sick of hearing ‘waiting on the world to change’”
Person2: “That was years ago! Have you given ‘Born and Raised’ a try? Also, he hasn’t had a terrible breakup since 2013!”
Person2: “That was years ago! Have you given ‘Born and Raised’ a try? Also, he hasn’t had a terrible breakup since 2013!”
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