john kern 

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples

Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern

john kern by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018

John Glenn High School

A public high school in Westland. It’s a somewhat decent education. You have your typical mix of wannabe gang members, drug dealers, kids who put vodka in their water bottles, white kids who say the n-word, emo kids, attention whores, and dumbass hoes. You can go 3 months with no fights then 7 in one month. But at least our football team is better than Wayne Memorial.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: The boring one
Person 1: Okay so John Glenn High School

John Glenn High School by ugh bro January 31, 2020

John Gabriel 

He is kind and humble. He have a lot of moles. The most attractive part is the mole on his lower right eye. John Gabriel is God fearing. He loves his mom and he have a lot of dream. "We must" is his favorite thing to say when there are a lot of things happening to him.
Whenever there are things we can't control someone is believing in him that he can do whatever he wants soon. He will fly so high and will make himself proud.

John Gabriel have a potential to be a successful man in the future. He will because he can.

He will definitely make you fall in love so deeply until you cannot escape.

Amazing living man. He is a cool person and loves making funny and dirty jokes to his one and only. His nose is pointed and his lower lip is pouty sometimes. John Gabriel has the best smile.

John Gabriel by Fifi_YourAngel_Mahal_ADM June 7, 2021

John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.

"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"

John Marstoned by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021

John Newman 

A talented English singer. He is best know for his single, "Love Me Again," which has been an hit in many European countries and has peaked at #1 in the UK charts.

The U.S. has yet to discover John Newman.

John Newman by WritingByTheStorm December 27, 2013

John Raitt Chug(JRC)

The act of pretending to drink beer but actually leaning backwards over a balcony and holding the beer up to the side of your face thus pouring it off the balcony. Can also easily be done at a pasture party.

Kyle claims to drink thirty beers last night but after canceling out the John Raitt Chug(JRC)'s he only drank four.

John Raitt Chug(JRC) by eatballs October 3, 2009

John Pesenti 

A Man, a myth, a legend...

The Legacy of John Pesenti will never end

John Pesenti by ManDarty December 27, 2011