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Indian Takeout

A sexual fetish in where the male anals the female, and dickslaps the female square on in the middle of the forehead to give a red mark to resemble the ones indians have.
After the dickslap, it is usually followed by a blowjob.
John: Dude i took jaimie for a date, and we so did the indian takeout.
Mark: No WAAY!
by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008
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Indie

the art of pretending to be a professional photographer, photos of converses & derelict buildings on your social site is a must.
The art of listening to such obscure bands that the next step in Indieness is listening to non-existence itself, Very few have acheived this.
The art of drinking starbucks & once that becomes mainstream home-growing your own organic coffee beans.
The art of extreme self-denial, A true indie must learn to let go of his or her favourite obscure band once they cross into being a well known band & then rant at how they sold out from their roots.
The art of feigning intelligence, To be a real indie one must watch foreign independent films, possess but not necessarily read or understand influential books (see Ulysses/Walden/Communist manifesto & others) & be able to act intelligent on a subject for a minimum of five minutes over a cup of coffee before your true knowledge on the topic is shown to be extremely limited & flawed
The ultimate paradox, of claiming to be unique & not following trends. Yet then adhering to the above statements
If you were really Indie you'd piss in your bed & not the toilet, cause you know toilets are SOOO mainstream

How many indies does it take to change a lightbulb? Hint: its some really obscure number you've probably never heard of
by dumguy1&dumguy2 June 16, 2011
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indian briefcase

Another name for a case of cheap beer. Usually seen around indian reservations in the left of right hand of one walking away from a gas station or convenience store. Also can be opened during the said walking
by Romulas and Edgar July 21, 2011
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Indian Cousin

A term used to describe two men who have received oral sex from the same woman.

If two men both have coitus with the same woman, see "Eskimo Brother."
"Hey man, I heard you got a hummer from that bitch Tracy. Me too! Indian Cousins!"

"She was on her period so I got the BJ. I guess Mark and I are Indian Cousins now."

“When two guys get blowies from the same girl, they’re Indian Cousins"
by Assault Rifle December 2, 2011
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Peeking Indian

A Peeking Indian is a condition of the penis where it's so small that only the head can be seen peeking through the bush.
Guy 1: Holy shit! That guy's penis is so tiny! What the fuck is that? Oh my God, there's something looking at us!

Guy 2: What the hell is that?!

And Peeking Indian was born.
by Mike Squared November 4, 2009
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indiscriminate

lacking standards or criteria by which to make a decision or choice, haphazard, lacking in selectivity or care
"Suzie doens't own a single coordinated outfit; she's an indiscriminate shopper."
by Oodles of Noodles September 6, 2006
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