Haggard Old Badger

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.

Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

Hagraggler

One who fucks an elderly female. An old hag.

I cant believe you stuck your dick in that hag

Ya, I am the hagraggler

by Captain Hagraggler August 12, 2011

Hagpa

A word with no real meaning, but used by two (or more) people in order to intimidate another person (or people) by making them feel less smart, due to the fact that they do not even know the word.

Person 1: omg that was so hagpa of them!
Person 2: i know! What do you think *insert name*?
Person 3: oh... Umm... I.. I don't know?

by Ima pseudonym June 29, 2012

hagatha christie

A name given to a woman who tries to be a detective but fails miserably..she thinks she has all the mysteries solved but in the end everything is completely the opposite

Hagatha Christie caused my marriage to fail! She told my wife I was cheating on her when in fact I was setting up an appointment for a couples message.

by Spyder1550 September 21, 2013

hagtwat

noun; adjective

1: A dusty, haggard, bitter woman
2: A young skank that will grow up to become an old bitter woman
3: An annoying and extremely ignorant person

That hagtwat is always spreading rumors; she's an old jelous bitch.

by @DeityDebauchery March 12, 2014

Hagout

A gathering of old hags. A get-together of old women.

"Hey gals, we should have another hagout this Saturday!"

by Chrome Xenu June 30, 2015

Haggatroll

A nasty woman who looks like a hag & a troll

Look there's that haggatroll !

by Loopeelala August 18, 2015