Guidology

The study of the cast Jersey Shore to speak their dialect and to dress in their fashion.

Shane studies guidology every week so he knows how to behave and dress for the weekend.

by dfadad2qdx May 2, 2011

Glide in the DM's

Gliding in the DM's-The complete overshoot of "sliding" In the DM's. For one to "glide" in the DM's you must enter his or her DM's so sly and smooth that it has a direct affect of positive result; to have an overbearing feeling of confidence that you will get a direct result from this action; only few posses the power to "glide" into the DM's.

This chick just liked all my gym pics on the gram, ima glide in the DM's.

by Apple jack January 6, 2015

Guido party

A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.

"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."

"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"

by Guidette101 January 17, 2016

guidisimo

Style or behavior that resembles the great American guido culture. Highly guido-like

"Stop wearing a wife beater around, it's guidisimo!"

by AverageJoe330 September 21, 2016

Glidech

Gliding at hitching speeds

She was glideching far already

by Shastabista November 30, 2016

Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016

gride

A guy bride, for gay couples

"He is the groom, and I'm the Gride."

by Da Bunneh May 20, 2016