goosecum

The cum stains on the bed after a few hours-generally very sticky

Damn honey, if you would clean it up ater we're done the shit would'nt be like goosecum to clean.

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

goose

a verb: to step on the accelerator of an automobile... to floor it

Passenger to driver: Goose it!
Car: VAAROOOOOOOM

by g-speezy April 21, 2004

Goosed

1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"

1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"

Me: "You goosed it, bud!"

2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"

Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.

by GooseMan March 26, 2013

Canada Goose

The new true religion. Irrelevant and will be the uniform of all form of people.

Stranger 1. "Hey, nice canada goose jacket."
Stranger 2. " Thanks, I like your canada goose jacket too."
Stranger 3. " OH MAN! Look at those canada goose jackets, I got to get a pair of those."

by definitionerer December 19, 2017

Gooseneck

When a man takes his limp penis and stretches it back between his legs inserting it into his anus. He then may or may not get an erection and possibly ejaculate. Not merely performed by transvestites and drag queens, men from all walks of life may engage in this form of self-induced pleasure. The man next to you could be goosenecking himself right now.

I was so drunk last night, when I woke up this morning I was still goosenecking myself.

by SodomyJones May 5, 2010

Goose Juice

The Fluids that drip from a goose while your cooking it.
When I say cooking I really mean fucking.

Jeremy was sucking a dick when he got the idea to make goose juice.

by Thomas Fudge August 8, 2006

Gooseberry

Every available hot girl is guarded by an overweight, unattractive female friend who controls access. Direct a question to one, expect it to be answered by both. Invite her to a meal, book a table for three. It's a package deal - for now - just figure how to get this friend away, even for a little time, and the prize is yours...it seems. She seems sweet, romantic and ready, but her friend dampens any occasion to an ordinary, social, non-romantic outing for three.
Her friend is a bland, bloated "hanger on" fruit who feigns sweetness, but is tartly near toxic to your potential relationship. Allegorically similar to the botanical, yucky, sticky, fat fruit "gooseberry" that spoils a tasty harvest.
Best advice - plan a blind date, but bring your challenged, overweight, horny, Neanderthal cousin to "sort out" her "gooseberry" mate for a few minutes alone.

Hot Girl: "I've been invited on a date but don't want to go alone in case I get turned on and have sex with him"
Obese, Unattractive Friend: "I'll come too. That way he'll have to feed and entertain both of us, but never get you alone to molest. Makes me a GOOSEBERRY spoiling his intentions, pirating your intimacy, but you're just leading him on, suckering up his resources anyway."
Hot Girl: "Yes, this is correct. Rather than tell him outright there is no sexual advantage to his gifts, he will realise my tag along GOOSEBERRY friend, who he has substantially dined, has reduced his amour anyway and confronted the relationship. Thank you, my ugly, gluttonous, protective companion always ready to spoil a young man's advance on me."
Obese, Unattractive Friend: "Always of service, my Sister, to frustrate male desire and your social advancement in such"

by Gabbro December 20, 2018