Goon

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.

"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."

by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025

Goon Coccoon

To pleasure yourself, smear the ejaculates upon the body, and promptly go to sleep, letting it dry. You then wake to immediately repeat the process, aka "spinning the goon coccoon".

I couldn't make your party because I was stuck spinning my goon coccoon.

by MousieInAHousie January 8, 2025

goonacy

Gooning at a level that is so beyond others’ comprehension that it could be considered insane

Gooning + Lunacy

“Yo, bro, I was edging for hours last night.” - Marshall

“Dawg, that’s absolute goonacy.” - Mark

by Goonerdine January 10, 2025

goon-show

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap

My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game

by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025

gooncord

A discord server full of porn addicts.

Usually characterized by their god-awful memes, individuals who are unable to function in a real world setting, incessant sharing of extensive amounts of pornography and a very characteristic odor, reminiscent of an individual who has skipped numerous showers, that is present through the screen.

Normal Person: "Dude don't join that server. It's a total gooncord."

by skatingbudgie January 15, 2025

Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.

“Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”

by J Manchester January 19, 2025

Goon

Verb: Goon(ing)

To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.

Guy1: me and my bro had a gooning competition yesterday!

Guy2: woah! Who won?

Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.

Guy2: that’s a lot of water.

by HydrationHayden January 21, 2025