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Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.
by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023
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Rhode Island Grand Slam

The act of spitting on a females pussy and doing a 360 backflip and landing in the girls pussy.
I landed a Rhode Island Grand Slam on Jessica last night.
by jugzjudy April 17, 2023
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Inside relative grand slam

A man scoring 4 different generations of women at the same time within the same family
"Hey Bobby, I went to my girlfriend's family reunion, and I scored an inside relative grand slam!"
by BeatleBabe007 September 18, 2024
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West Virginia Grand Slam

The act of filling her main 3 holes with cum and then slapping her in the face with your penis afterwards.
“I did a West Virginia Grand Slam to her the other day.”
by TheBangerOfMothers April 12, 2025
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Reagan the grand

The best friend a girl
Could ask for I love her she would give her life for me she is kind, aggressive, and really loyal the list goes on and on but anyway love ya reg!
Hey Reagan the grand want to go to the mall?
by Ngd123456 January 11, 2026
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Ain't Love Grand

It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling
In the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong
Gutted like a pig, all you want is the world to bleed
Someone somewhere stole your desire
The pain akin
To being punched in the throat and stabbed in the chest
You would rather bleed than be without her
Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears
Replaced with lackluster memories you cry
Your screams play in your empty room
It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling
In the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong
Your bed swallows you whole
As the days bleed together, torment on the lips
Of a loved one, and if you try hard enough
You can almost taste her
Feel her breath and scream ("oh God why me?")
You would rather bleed than be without her
Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears
Replaced with lackluster memories you cry
Your screams play in your empty room
It's so hard to see when your eyes
Are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong

Ain't Love Grand
by Txorromorro January 13, 2026
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