don't fuck with the payroll

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.

I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011

Well... Fuck.

When something bad about to happen and you have 0 control over it at this point

"I will be unable to pay rent this month..
well... Fuck."

by International-I-Don't-Care-Org July 1, 2016

Chuckle Fuck

A person who is overly amused with their own intelligence but is actually a complete idiot.

That guy is a complete chuckle fuck

by Colonel Angus July 16, 2004

Fuck Eraser

When you fuck someone and just wish you could take it back! Similar to the magic eraser it removes horrible things that should never have happened.

Holy Shit! I never should have fucked him last night! I wish I had a fuck eraser to make it all go away!!

by MILF Tittts April 13, 2014

Fuck outa here

Meaning "shut up" or "be quiet"

"Nigga u irrelevant fuck outa here."

by Yomahoe December 7, 2016

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

by Longretrodude January 8, 2017

Fuck a doodle doo

An exclamation of surprise - first thought to have been used in the film 'Shaun Of The Dead' but was actually used 10 years before, in the film '4 Weddings And A Funeral' and is uttered by Hugh Grant.

Fuck a doodle doo - " Fuck-a-doodle-doo ! " (Charles)

by Willa Doso August 31, 2017