Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"

" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"

by Beatdead878 June 5, 2016

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

go eat a flower

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.

ya whatever go eat a flower dude

by hardcore13 June 19, 2017

High Flower

Three guys started an organisation to save the world from rubbish and make the world a brighter place.

Love Care Peace

"Is this the work of High Flowers?"

"Yes it is!"

by Berminger November 23, 2021

suck a flower

when someone needs to take a chill pill and smell the roses. when someone will not let one thing go. "lighten the fuck up" but in nicer words.

Breh 1: Man you really getting on my nerves breh!

Breh 2: You telling me what breh?
Breh 1: Suck a flower breh!!!
Breh 2: You syced it!

by jpHuDi July 27, 2015

national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day

by Tayler_williams July 31, 2023

Punching an iron golem with a flower

Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!

Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond

by MylesFromTomorrowland June 17, 2022