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Farmville

Game on Facebook where you do the following:

You buy, you sow, you reap, you sell, you buy, you sow, you reap, you sell, you buy, you sow, you reap, you sell, you buy, you sow, you reap, you sell etc.
Farmville is a never ending cycle
by Facebomb September 22, 2009
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Farmspeak

The slang used by the highly annoying players of the highly annoying Facebook game FarmVille.
FarmVille player 1: 1 EGG...TY!!!

Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!

Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!
by caixtyreze May 4, 2010
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Farmers knot

Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands
I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.
by leaf337 June 12, 2015
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Freckle Farmer

Guy 1: Did you see Jack's new freckles?
Guy 2: More freckles? He's always getting new ones, like he's growing them.
Guy 1: Yeah, he's a freckle farmer.
by Gingy1992 April 28, 2013
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Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.
Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016
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Pepperidge Farmer

After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's vagina, sprinkling salt on the clitoris, and having passionate, burning sex.
Stephen and I got so wild last night that he performed a Pepperidge Farmer on me.

Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.
by Sharptop March 29, 2022
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The Naughty Farmer

Is when the man is on all fours and the woman (or man if thats what your into) milks you dry.... A milk bucket is optional.
"The other day I my friend Nicci came over and gave me the naughty farmer, it was awesome! That girl really likes milk!"
by Rossalicous April 11, 2007
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