by Captain Tappy April 27, 2010
Get the Filthy turban mug.A person who hails from the Philadelphia, greater Philadelphia area, or acts as if they do. These people can be easily identified by their demeanor and adornments. They are often seen wearing obscene amounts of rhinestone, Ed Hardy, Juicy, or other obnoxious articles of clothing bought at a discount store or back of a van. They can also be identified by their inability to pronounce water correctly (variations may include, wooter, wooder, wuter, ect) or anunciate the "g" in words ending with -ing (pitching - pitchin', talking-talkin', ect). Don't fear about learning the name you should call them before you hit them with your car for the betterment of man-kind; their name can be seen from miles away b/c it is written inside of their huge hoop earrings bought at above mentioned discount store.
Their idea of what life consists of is emulating their favorite stolen cable star of the week, spending most hours when not working or watching day time television, inhabiting bars and taking pictures to upload to their social networks. These people know the bus schedule better than their multiplication tables and think they are all Italian (for now thanks to the abomination of "The Jersey shore").
They believe sweat pants are formal wear and will not buy a coat unless it has writing all over it and a fuzzy hood.
** avoid at all costs **
If their demeanor is not enough to gross you out, their bed-bugs will be.
Their idea of what life consists of is emulating their favorite stolen cable star of the week, spending most hours when not working or watching day time television, inhabiting bars and taking pictures to upload to their social networks. These people know the bus schedule better than their multiplication tables and think they are all Italian (for now thanks to the abomination of "The Jersey shore").
They believe sweat pants are formal wear and will not buy a coat unless it has writing all over it and a fuzzy hood.
** avoid at all costs **
If their demeanor is not enough to gross you out, their bed-bugs will be.
ugh, that filthidelphian wants to walk right through people b/c s/he is too engrossed with their new rhinestones and talking about the jersey shore than to watch where they are walking...I hope they fall down the escalator
by Verbing Nouns February 20, 2011
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Refers to a manner of speaking in which the speaker/writer discusses ideas or uses words of a more intelligent variety while at the same time splicing in some fucking expletives to make the talk livelier and more accessible. The style was pioneered by comedians like the late great George Carlin.
Can you believe that fucking Nietzche? I mean, his existentialist philosophy negates the idea of a God while at the same time purporting that there must be some sort of shitty meaning or something to life. Like, fuck.
^This right here is some good old filthy verbosity.
^This right here is some good old filthy verbosity.
by socialtheoristdouchebag March 18, 2011
Get the Filthy Verbosity mug.Someone who makes dumbass comments about shit they dont know anything about; the thing you call someone when your mind is so flustered that you scream the first atrocious thing that comes to mind.
I was so pissed I just didnt know what to say, "Jimmy, stop being such a filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag!"
by McDabbs March 6, 2015
Get the filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag mug.A sex act. When you’re making sweet love to your lovers bung-hole from behind. Then you pull it out mid-coitus with their brown love juices on your grease missile. At this point take those chocolatey pastels and paint a Wilson face onto a volleyball like in the Tom Hanks movie. As you resume the hedonistic act and at the exact moment of climax, spike the volleyball onto your lovers back and cry out “Willllllsoooooon!” leaving a muddy facial imprint on their back.
by ManleyGreaseMissile May 24, 2021
Get the Filthy Wilson mug.v. Close relative to the "Filthy Folletta" and sometime performed afterwards, A Reverse Filthmosis is performed when a drop of sweat that has beaded down a heavy set woman's ass crack and is caught by the tongue.
Dude I totally gave that huge bitch a Reverse Filthmosis.
You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her that Reverse Filthmosis.
Mom: "What did you learn in biology today?"
Boy: "Reverse Filthmosis."
You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her that Reverse Filthmosis.
Mom: "What did you learn in biology today?"
Boy: "Reverse Filthmosis."
by fattony8675309 March 21, 2009
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