duck-sick

a dyslexic way of saying: suck dick!

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by sagabeeba March 14, 2020

Duck Fucker

People who think ducks are thicccc and want to smash.

Gabe- "like im not a duck fucker but thicc duck is thicc duck"
Man- "Gabe is a duck fucker"

by BEANS BEANS BEANS April 3, 2020

Duck sushi

Eating pussy

Duck under this table and eat this sushi, duck sushi

by Kat Fitch April 17, 2020

Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.

“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”

by royleelyor May 29, 2020

duck story

A duck story is basically just a song where you tell somebody a story of a duck trolling somebody!

Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story

kid: tell me the duck story
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"

by tsar obama October 26, 2020

duck story

a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!

kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"

by tsar obama October 26, 2020

duck my frunkle

The act of tying roasted duck to your shoes and kicking your friend's crack-addicted uncle into submission after he's been screaming in the basement without a shower for far too long.

"Please for the love of god duck my frunkle."

"Sure man, just let me grab my shoes."

by Tibbleandbits December 28, 2020