Rocky Dildoa

1.Someone who thinks their solid, but is just really gay.
2.Makes themselves seem like they're hard but run away at the first sign of danger.
3.Thinks they are Rocky Balboa but really love it up the arse.

That kid over their is acting like Rocky Dildoa, go bang the queer.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

Dildo smash

to pulverize someones head with a recently used dildo, ranging from 6-14 inches long.

GUY 1-"dude last night was flucked. i bought my girlfriend this cool vibrating dildo. she liked it so much after she used it she proceeded to pummel my face with it. "

GUY 2-"sounds to me like you got dildo smashed."

GUY 1-"yah bro. shit hurts and the worst part was she screamed DILDO SMASH while she did it."

by unicorn rapist May 20, 2012

Dildo Wad

That fuck face bitch that you know couldn't hold up in a fight but has a bunch of friends(that are girls so you can't hit them) and all his friends think he's great but whenever he's acting like a fuck face to you and you tell him to fight he comes up with an excuse and his friends(that are girls) take his side and are all like "ya we gotta go loser plus he'd kick ur ass any time."

"Carl's such a fucking dildo wad sometimes."

by describer_of_some_words December 30, 2016

portuguese dildo

The act of deficating into a condom, freezing it, then re-using it as a dildo without the condom.

Did you use a Portuguese dildos on her?

by fatboi September 26, 2014

Dildo

1) Obviously a usually rubber object shaped like a huge penis that women use to pleasure themselves with.
2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.

1) You know that hot girl Laura uses a dildo.
2) Some dickhead on this site was talking shit about the USMC what a Dildo!

by A Bad Ass Marine December 28, 2005

DILDO

short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF

That Brad Pitt is a DILDO

by doug collins February 27, 2008

dildo

what you make dill cakes out of

Hey Brea can you knead this dildo for me while I warm up my oven?

by Brian57 December 23, 2007