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urban ducktionary 

n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.

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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?

Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.

You gonna fatten her up and eat her?

Something like that.
urban ducktionary by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
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dictionary rap 

A genre of rap usually made by white teenagers trying to be the next eminem. They use a lot of big words they found in a dictionary thinking that makes them a good rapper when they don't even know how to ride a beat. It ends up sounding very corny.
White guy: The corporation is the association thats taking over the nation and taking over our brains by using some product placement
Everybody else: Shut up. That's dictionary rap
dictionary rap by Prudential33 January 3, 2014

Dictionary 

Pick up a book called Dictionary.
Search through the words (might need to sing the alphabet) and find the definition for it.
This is probably one of the worst definitions...
I need a dictionary.

Where's the dictionary?

What does this mean? I need the dictionary!
Dictionary by Unipup123 May 25, 2018

Dictionary 

A website / book that reveals any language. Used by nerdy people who actually care about proper grammar.
Person 1: Is that a dictionary?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: You nerdy fuck
Dictionary by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Urban Dictionary 

Where you are now.

Urban Dictionary 

An online dictionary that has hilarious words that other people made up, but are not "good" enough to be published in an actual dictionary. Along with the word, comes a definition. Most of the time, it's quite funny.
Norman: Hey, what does bitch-me-post mean again?

Simon: I don't know, man, look it up on Urban Dictionary!

urban dictionary 

1: A place to post slang that isn't on the dictionary.
2: A place where teenagers post definitions of sex moves that they have probably have not done before.
3: A place to insult bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, so #4'ers could see them.
4: A place to look up the definitions of your favorite bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, only to get a barrage of shit definitions that #3'ers post.
1: hey what does bootylicious mean? i guess i'll look it up on urban dictionary. hey what does

2: hey lets make every word on this damn site related to a sex move. let's make "bowel movement" the name of a type of sex move where you {this and that and this and that}.

3: hey, i fucking hate apple, why not let out my anger on ud? hey, arrested development is the worst fucking show in the world, why not let some steam out on ud?

4: hey, i fucking LOVE apple, why not look it up on ud? hey, arrested development is the best fucking show in the world, i'll look it up on ud!