december 9

be sad lonely and single day

Karen: its December 9
Jennifer: you know what that mean...
karen and jennifer: TIME TO BE LONELY AS FUCKK

by friendly neighborhood otaku December 09, 2019

december 1st

it’s christmas season bitches
get ur candy canes and cookie cutters out

time to start hoe hoe hoeing around

december 1st is when christmas season starts B)

by 🐽🤠😎 October 16, 2019

December 4th

The day the beautiful talented, Worldwide Handsome,Kim Seokjin of BTS was born. On this day we remember his famous windshield wiper laugh and his stale but funny dad jokes.

James: Your born on December 4th, oh no wonder you are handsome

by kimseokjin06 October 20, 2019

december 30

December 30th is Kim Taehyung Day. Kim Taehyung is the world’s baby boy. Celebrate accordingly please.

Bro!!! it’s december 30th!!!!

What’s December 30th? it’s pronounced Kim Taehyung day.

by taehyung lover October 15, 2019

December 4

National jump out a window day!! A day where you just jump out or imagine yourself jump out a window all day long

Person 1: why are you staring at the window

Person 2: I’m imagining my self jumping out of it

Person 1: why

Person 2: because it’s december 4th national jump out a window day!

by I.am.gayer.than.you! December 03, 2019

21st December

it’s the great conjunction the planets all of them will align for the first time in 6000 years it’s the start of something new , a lot of exposure will happen, government secrets will come out and reality will be exposed

1st person Yo 21st December is going to be the funniest day on this app
2nd person: yea for real bro

by Scar_mikey December 12, 2020

December 2

A beautiful Sagittarius born into a big world that she not yet fully known about until she’s older fun, stubborn ,anxious about the world

Wow your very beautiful and you have a good personality u must be a Sagittarius born on (December 2nd )

by Q.blakk October 27, 2019