The Jew Dance

The Jew Dance originates from Wallsend but has recently spread to Holland.

A modern Jewish dance performed by the Jewish male to attract female attention. It is a vigorous dance involving many complex manoeuvres.

Occasional hopping assists the dancers stability during the performance.

Wow check that jew, he's doing the Jew Dance!!

by Ben Macauley June 6, 2009

Flashing-lights Brake-dance

The result of a police officer pulling someone over for a traffic violation in Rhode Island. All the people in the state have to stop - not slow down, but fully stop - as they pass the vehicle that's been pulled over to see if it's someone they know. And thus, a single state trooper pulling over someone for speeding during rush hour can grind traffic on the interstate to a complete halt for more than fifteen minutes.

"My commute home should only take 20 minutes, but never takes less than an hour because of the Flashing-lights Brake-dance and the fact that people forget where the fuck Route 4 is every afternoon."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

national lap dance day

Every first Monday of December lapdances should be distributed freely throughout America by everyone

Johnny was in a chair and was given a lap dance on the first Monday of December by Jessie on national lap dance day

by Lion_heart##55 November 29, 2013

I’ll dance on your grave

When you hate that person so deeply and you want them to burn in hell. You want them to get as pissed off as possible

“ say that one more time and I’ll dance on your grave bitch!”

by Savage_Picklez November 12, 2017

blood on the dance floor

a good song by micheal jackson not the gay band. if you like this band then you should kys

me: oh my! blood on the dance floor is the best!

a gay: the band?
me: no, the micheal jackson song!

by ala1b19 October 18, 2018

bread dance

The bread dance is an activity for faggots. Several men, cocks in hand, stand in a circle with a single slice of bread in the center. The goal is to jack off and ejaculate on the bread, the last man to shoot his load having to eat the bread.

Elton John and his buddies were having a bread dance at his house last night.

by Sheriff Eric December 25, 2007

mirror dance

Where two people approach one another on the street and become locked in entropy - each attempting to move out of the other’s way while continually managing to mirror the other’s movements to the exasperation of both.

I ran into her in the record store and the aisle was so narrow we wound up doing the mirror dance.

by C10Parsons July 2, 2009