done dog diddly done

A phrase similar to destroyed , ruined , wrecked, gg'd. Simply put, the "thing" the phrase is being directed to simply means it's done.

"look at this misses throwing up on george street, she's fucking done dog diddly done deaded

by supremelobsterr May 24, 2018

skittle my diddle

When a girl wants you to fuck her really really good

She said skittle my diddle to him and was sad when she got caught by her boyfriend

by XxxWeapon November 15, 2018

dip the diddly do

Basically, it means to have sex, it is usually used when the situation is awkward.

Dude: would you like to... U know... Dip the diddly do?
Girl: Sure!

by ShopMrbeast.com November 25, 2018

fiddle dee diddle

Stimulate a girl's vag with your fingers

Mandy and I made out for a while, then I gave her the ol' fiddle dee diddle.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 23, 2020

Clammy craw didder

Performing a foot job after taking off your work socks after a 10 hour shift, almost mirroring the process of whittling a stick to start a fire.

I was so tired when I left my shift at the hospital, the only satisfaction I could give my husband was the ole clammy craw didder.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

fiddl me diddl

when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person

grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024