crotch-low 

people who go down during the first date and only take fuck as an answer

why you so crotch-low ? cos you are being a hoe atm

crotch-low by urbancreat0r March 22, 2016

crotch-touch 

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
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crotch-touch by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016

crotch nebula 

When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.

Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.

Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.

crotch nebula by Medicus007 September 23, 2016

Crotch Cotton 

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

Crotch Cotton by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

Crotch-Crop 

When you use a messenger app (iMessage, Tinder, etc), and only men fill up your message feed.

"Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"

Crotch-Crop by Sam Manion June 12, 2016

crotch walk 

To walk or woble with your crotch thrusted outward.

Wow, he got a nice crotch walk goin on.

crotch walk by Sir_noms_alot June 4, 2016

crotch oven 

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.

1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!

crotch oven by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017