Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

jeep cricket

A person (male/female) who only hooks up with a person who drives a jeep

Have you seen her? She's a jeep cricket

by Jcpenney0550 May 9, 2017

Battle cricket

Battle cricket. nasty ass girl from Battle Creek, Mi. Usually drug addicted with multiple baby daddies. Rarely if ever has her kids and is only trying to get something for free.

Lizard. "Damn bro you see that fine ass girl I was talking to?"

Slick. " Aww damn Primo, she ain't fine. That's just another Battle cricket. Better watch your shit around her ". Battle Creek

by SlicK NicK! June 29, 2017

Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...

Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park

by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018

ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.

The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks

by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018

Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.

Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.

by halestorm187 December 22, 2017