Cracked Glass

- Phrasal Expression

1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).

- Noun

2. Failure; Cynic (person)

3. Impossible situation or cause (action)

1. "I think the glass is cracked on this one, guys ."

2. "Don't even bother. She's a cracked glass."

by Toño SG September 10, 2009

Crack and Jack

When you book a hotel room to spend the night smoking crack and jerking off to pay-per-view porn.

Sorry I'm late for work, I just got off a two-day crack and jack.

by pizzaman724 January 9, 2011

cracked head

Someone who is not quite ordinary. They are infact very strange and seem like a crackhead but have never done any drugs to get the way they are.

For a straight edge he is one cracked head.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

cracked corn

A snap, or break in the shaft of an erection

Jimmy's got a cracked corn, we better get him to the hospital!

by A Random Thomas May 9, 2016

crack chicken

A crack addict that scratches and picks for rocks that aren't there. All while cocking their head back and forth, stretching and retracting their neck. All in the fashion of a chicken looking for a tasty bit to eat, they look for another hit after their stash has been all smoked up.

1st person: There goes Henry searching for those lost rocks again.
2nd person: Yeah, he's become a real crack chicken!

by critter getter October 29, 2007

crack dance

Noun. A general description of an unusually colorful symptom of cocaine psychosis wherein the suffering party appears to be performing an elaborate choreography. Usually accompanied by crying, shaking, vomitting, and screaming.

I saw the most wicked crack dance in Junkyville yesterday.

by Slagathor April 23, 2004

Crack Torch

A regular lighter set to the highest flame. Used for smokng freezers or crack but its funny when someone uses it to light a ciggarette

*lighting a smoke*, "yo nigga, u got ur crack torch burnin up!"

by Jewl March 6, 2005