Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

by Florilla June 27, 2020

Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 3, 2021

club condo

Something Jeff Probst once said. It is said no living soul knows what it means, except the great Papa Probst.

You could call it club condo, you could call it whatever you like

by theraresurvivor44fan May 6, 2023

gas station condom

1. The $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (Ex. Casey's) when you're about to do the nasty but you're partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets STD's... good going...

I bought a gas station condom, it broke, she's pregnant, and her Father is about to kick my ass.

by SylayS January 3, 2014

No condom rule

Having sex with a women and pulling out before you cum

"wanna no condom rule?"
"Yeah but be sure to pull out"

by Homelessman52 September 23, 2016

Condom Skid

When you shit into a condom, freeze it, and fuck a chick with it.

I came too fast, so i pleasured her with the old condom skid

by Vomit Sack Jensen August 9, 2003

Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.

Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)

by GRU-Sniper March 9, 2007