Clean my Cat

When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out

Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”

by KittyKeeper69 March 12, 2022

Clean

Cum + Lean = Clean!!!

Dude that clean be hitting the spot - said Demetrius Marcuse The 3rd

by Demetrius DeMarcus The Third July 28, 2022

Clean Run

A round in any type of game without issues; immediately start to finish

Aye! We did a clean run there!

by FeraiFox’n August 14, 2022

clean break

When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)

There's nothing better than having clean break before your golf game.

by anonymous August 22, 2022

Clean And Safe

Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.

1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates

by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022

Clean Plumbing

Post defecation, you use your toilets bidet to hit the male G spot. Simultaneously receiving a blowjob to completion. Thus cleaning all the plumbing.

Girl: can I clean you plumbing
Man: I have already started…

Man: I received clean plumbing after eating Taco Bell

by McMahonDingo December 27, 2022

Clean as a slip

When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.

my butthole is clean as a slip

by cumball January 7, 2023