Crusty Cliff

When you jizz on a person's eye amd let it dry

I gave her a crusty cliff lastnight.

by Jazz418 February 9, 2021

crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.

Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.

by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017

crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015

Crusty

1. Very Ugly
2. Having Much Acne
3. Having Lots Of Ash

"SO CRUSTY! Get some lotion!"

by The very short one of all May 22, 2016

Crusty

Ben is a dumbass for thinking it means mad

Ben your crusty

by Kaleb Hartley February 21, 2020

Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 8, 2017

crusty mc cheese

the crustiest of cheese, the crusty mc cheese is an entity from the dawn of time. It's phrase has been repeated throughout history, when anyone or anything thinks of the most sanctified crusty mc cheese , it grows more powerful, it seeks all things to be turned into crusty cheese. all praise be to crusty mc cheese.

guy 1: crusty mc cheese

guy 2: indeed

*simultaneous organisms

by eseehc cm ytsurc April 13, 2021