Crusty Blowback

When you're simply too lazy or poor to get more tissue so you pick up some old crusty tissue out the bin to blow your nose on so you don't have to move or buy tissue.

"Hey man you still got that cold?"

"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "

OR

"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"

by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017

crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015

crusty

treys dog

you look like treys dog. crusty ass!

by bobby13578 January 24, 2021

crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.

Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.

by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017

crusty ray charles

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.

John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?

Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.

by Fishlipss May 11, 2014

crusty mustin' bustin'

when having anal sex the females shits herself and letting the poop crust, making the anal musty, when finishing the male finishes on the shit making it thaw and making the penetration soft and warm.

shit yourself, we're having crusty mustin' bustin'

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023