Butleration

The tendancy to create remarks that would invariable stop the act of sex in its tracks.

The person committing the butleration is (the) butler. After the butleration, the target victim(s) become(s) butled. This is not to be confused with the profession of servitude.

A butleration does not nessecarily occur during sex, but can occur at any time of the day and can be aimed at anyone unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the butler. However, the butleration's ability to end sex, even just before an orgasm, is used to gauge wether the remark is in fact a butleration. The act of butleration can sometimes result in a kiggins from both sexes.

The trait to be able to commit a butleration is genetic and is usually passed down by the male population, with few cases in women. However, anyone possesing the dominant variant of this gene will almost certaintly be unable to reach orgasm with a partner unless their mouth is taped up during sex. This means that only carriers of the gene are able to pass the gene on.

When butlerations do happen during sex, most are forgiven with a giggle. Some, however, can cause serious repurcussions in relationships.

An example of a butleration:
"I've never really noticed that my laptop charger on my desk over there looks a bit like one of those ghost traps from ghost-busters from here."
*Cease spring-squeeking*

by kikumbob January 9, 2008

butter licker

1. An unctuous person; excessively smooth, suave, or smug; prone to disingenuous behavior in pursuit of personal gain. 2. A person characterized by oily or shiny skin, particularly bald males of any race in hot climates who crave the limelight.

I had to move out of South Beach beach because of all the skeevy high rollers and pushy butter lickers.

by Drovalo July 10, 2009

Butter Knife

A weapon used to stab someone in the eye.

Peter! Get the butter knife!
Edward went half-blind after an incident involving a butter knife.

by ducksrevil27 June 29, 2020

Peanut Butter Parfait

When a man spreads chunky peanut butter over his asshole then sits on a girls mouth and shits down her throat.

After sex last night, Denise ate a peanut butter parfait.

by John Vibert March 30, 2009

snail butter

The greasy slime left on a bar stool from a naked or pantyless occupant.

Kenny: Angi is hot for you.
Larry: How can you tell?
Kenny: She left a trail of snail butter all over her seat.

by indho March 22, 2009

tongue butter

(verb) to lick

"Hey, what did you do to your date last night?"
"Oh, I tongue buttered her turtle cave so hard!"

by MindingFreedom August 21, 2017

U-Boat Butterbrot

German submarine sandwich. Consists of German salami, onions, sauerkraut, pickles, pickled herring, and german mustard (senf), piled onto a loaf of light rye bread.

Hedley had a choice to make. Did he want the regular Italian sub or did he want to risk the U-boat Butterbrot, which like its submarine namesake held the smell of danger about it.

by steeplejack November 5, 2010