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Awkwercourse

Sex that somehow creates an awkward feeling in one or more of the individuals participating in it. See Awkward Sex.
Jim and Cassie had total awkwercourse last night; Cassie kept texting during it.

Kyle kept begging Becky to have sex with him, but he was so bad in bed that Becky kept declining. She just wanted to avoid the awkwercourse.
by Firestorm502 July 20, 2010
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Awkwrotic

Awkwrotic is the mixture of Awkward and Erotic. These two words tend to contradict each other, however, when formed together, they create a whole new feeling of self questioning.
Whoa man that's really Awkwrotic! I can't believe that happened, but good job man!
by J. Shiznit November 30, 2010
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Awkrad

AWKWARD + RAD = AWKRAD
Awkrad: A word used when you feel awkward but in a cool/good/funny kind of way. For extra meaning see awkward and rad.
"Dude, that was completely awkrad."
"Don't you mean awkward?"
"Nope, the awesome won't be washing off of this story anytime soon."

Phrase originally coined by oddgingerblood.tumblr.com
by Trillian.Astra February 20, 2011
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Awkrad

Awkrad: A tumblr meme describing a situation or person that is both awkward and rad

awkward + rad = awkrad

Someone who is awkward but is still awesome/rad.

or

Something awkward happens, but it is still amusing either during the situation or in retelling the story later.
She's a little bit weird, but so funny. She's awkrad

At first it was so awkward but then it was just awkrad

Matt Smith looks so awkrad
by Jazzz123 February 20, 2011
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Awkwardcasm

Very awkward sarcasm. This awkward sarcasm usually appears when it is very unnecessary. It is supposed to sound positive but everyone else knows you are being very awkward, sarcastic. People often mistake awkwardcasm for weirdness when in reality it is uniqueness. People who understand awkwardcasm can turn any bad, ugly, awkward, sarcastic situation into an even funnier, awkwarder situation that is still kind of funny in an inside-joke type of way.

People who are AWKWARDCASTIC are not afraid to admit that they are awkward and usually point out awkward situations immediately after they happen. They do this in such an awkward way that it creates another awkward situation in which the awkwardcastic person re-points out. Then an awkwardcastic ripple effect begins. The awkwardcastic ripple effect usually happens when a group of friends are stoned.
Meredith freaks out on her whole sorority for no reason.

Jessica sends out a mass text to the whole sorority saying, "Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."

Meredith is mad, half of the sorority is like WTF, while everyone else says, "Lol Jess would"

This is an example of awkwardcasm
by Mrs. Awkwardcastic March 24, 2011
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AwkStalk

A person who, so fed up with their own life, will walk into any conversation trying to create an awkward situation.

A bitch who knows they can get away with it. Not actually a friend, but someone who refuses to piss off, no matter how many hints are thrown at them.

The first person to 'accidently' bring up something everyone is trying to forget / that could cause an argument, in an innocent sounding way so the anger cannot be aimed at them.
Person- "This is my boyfriend, Luke. We have been together for 3 weeks :)"
AwkStalk - "Oh. I thought you were with David, last week? Oh shit, should I not have said that?"

Person- "I like you hair, Sarah!"
AwkStalk - "Yeah it's nice! :) Can hardly tell you had to cut it because of lice. Oh shit, should I not have said that?"
by JustLeave...Now. March 27, 2011
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Awkward Daps

When you attempt to give someone a handshake and it turns into a disaster. Usually, Awkward Daps results in a three finger embrace, a dead fish hand (from either party), or a mixture of a pound and a handshake put together.
Dude, when I was leaving the party John tried to give me Daps while I went for the handshake. I met him somewhere in between; Gave him awkward Daps and called it a night.
by Rookieoftheyear May 13, 2011
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