ADAM

A fucking retard

Someone who fucks up everything and will never succeed

Adam is not smart or successful

by fistmeharderdaddy February 13, 2019

Adam

He has the biggest penis and super funny. Has a youtube channel at AdamAnimate

Adam has the biggset penis and youtube channel ! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by AdamAnimate TheLegand27 November 15, 2017

An Adam

Fake friend

Oh hes such an adam...

by Child69Lover December 2, 2019

Adam

Great at acting dumb and can’t write poetry for shit. Lame.

Adam is slow

by YoMommaaaaaaa_ August 23, 2017

Slamuel Adams

When you have to be drunk ("slammed") in order to engage in sexual activities with another person(s).

1: Yo, you tryin to get with that girl over there?
2: I don't know, man. She's pretty busted.
1: Dude just drink some beers and get your gauge up, you'll be all over that.
2: Yeah, she's definitely a Slamuel Adams chick.

by TeeTay January 17, 2011

Adam Driver

Sexiest man alive.

Man: Wow Ryan Gosling is the hottest man alive!
Everyone: No, that is incorrect. It is Adam Driver.

by Iknoweverythingshutuploser December 30, 2020

Adam Jenkins

An absolute fucknut
He is a fat cunt who can rape you with his eyes.
He should be shot in the kneecaps because the bullet will bounce off anywhere else

Adam Jenkins: Get in my office

Innocent child: (mutters under his breath) SHIT

Adam Jenkins: (eye rape)

Innocent child: (dies of stroke)

by Shoot Adams kneecaps October 21, 2019