by Unko Zach April 6, 2020
Get the Unko Zachmug. by lalalal818161 February 24, 2024
Get the lola and zachmug. this guy is pretty chill but oddly hangs out with a lot of asian people for some reason, he also pretends that he has never beat his meat
by benjiggty May 7, 2024
Get the Zach Stienmannmug. Zach is a decent geezer. His cock is fucking massive and his arse is bundalicous he’s the white Ngolo Kante. He will ed butt ur nan and he will slap ur mums arse if it’s bundalicous
Zach is sexy
by Cracking plur November 23, 2021
Get the Zachmug. 
Zach os the most Amazing person i had ever met..this was in the first yr of highschool.. he knew i was leaving so became nicer to me and with a smile he lights up the sun and everytime i think of them the momment im in is like whem everything stops and the world gets better..everyone liked him and he was always different in such a way that makes everyones heart grow golden daffodills..he always dresses well and sometimes its like he.s a prince FROM a fairytail...now i guess ill never see him again but draw all the time We spent even if it.s lame until i forget about everything Then love is just a shout to the void and that we.re all doomed. He always played with some people eho really needed help being the weired lower class people that gets bad marks in everything..zach is like JESUS but the shreck in Christmas
FUCK YOU ZACH ..REALLY..? U ACTUALLY THOUGHT THOSE SKITTLES WERE FOR U...IT WAD A JOKE...GUESS IT WASNT TO U
by Beckyou skidushit (๑‾᷅^‾᷅๑elmo January 15, 2020
Get the Zachmug. Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for 11 months and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023
Get the Zachmug.