1. Something that is cheap, worthless, and possessing no intrinsic value, but has been spray painted in gold to give the false
appearance of being luxurious and of high value.
2. A sudden and intense bout of flatulation, accompanied by a full vacating of the lower
intestines, resulting in the total
distraction of one's under garments. An extreme version of a Shart.
Went to a
high tech EXPO today and was hoping to get some bling, but all I got was a bunch of trump.
Thought I just had to pass gas, but totally trumped myself
last night. That's
the last time I eat 12 burritos with a six pack of beer.