Chill Time

when beer drinkin, playin pool, listenin to Nelly, seein titties, fuckin drunk bitches, dancin on tables, fallin down, gettin high, doin things you'll regret, talkin shit you'll never back up, hangin out with your best friends, gettin wasted, and passin out are all combined into one night you'll never remember.

"Hey motherfuckers, its Friday night, lets get drunk and naked cuz its CHILL TIME!!!"

by The Boys of 2009 March 13, 2008

Time Waster

A person who either consciously or unconsciously tries to engage you in a fruitless investment of your energy, time, money or attention. These people can be "takers" or simply abject individuals. The truth is that engaging in these types of interactions is an act of free will on our part so each of us can only blame ourselves for getting sucked in once again.

Time Waster, Telemarketers, CNN, Entertainment Tonight Hosts, Despots, Drunks, Cops, HR Professionals, Your Very Own Mind.

by Hunter Andrew April 25, 2009

time whore

Someone who tells stories with no end and no point thereby wasting your time.

I feel like beating my head against a wall when I talk to that time whore.

by Lindsay October 31, 2003

Time Refund

A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.

Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"

Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"

Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."

by IcemanJack August 28, 2018

Timber

Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.

Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.

by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019

timber shit

When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.

"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

Tiametmarduk

An F1 youtuber from down under who also owns a definitely deadly serious real life F1 team called Marduk Motorsport. He has the most consistent upload schedule of them all and 100,000 twitter followers which he keeps very quiet. He is friends with Aarava, a fellow deadly serious team owner and king of the s🅱️in. Tiametmarduk also drives for the Williams F1 Team alongside his absolute best friend in the whole wide world, Alex Gillon. He also almost beat Charles Leclerc in a race and has been teammate to none other than Lando Norris (see below).

Tiametmarduk has been bitten by a spider. Oh no.

by ThePotatoWhoCould July 22, 2021