tainted love

Something you get from a dirty whore.

I got some tainted love one time, and it still itches.

by I got crabs August 17, 2005

taint paint

Mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. It may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of shit, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.

You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!

by AFRO12 June 27, 2007

taint rub

What else would it be you stupid motherfucker.

"hey so listen stacy, shut the fuck up for one second a give me a taint rub ho."

by Fighter Hayabusa July 8, 2003

taintoo

a tattoo on the perineum

Burt was totally hammered last night and Steve and Morty talked him into getting a taintoo that says "Keep Going."

by Decidedly So June 23, 2007

taintpainter

a person who paints a womens taint or an insolt

Alex is such a taintpainter.

by donny hendrickson October 30, 2007

taint fritter

noun - a patty-like substance that develops due to the co-mingling of taint juice and dingle berries.

Damn, she's so nasty she's building up a taint fritter!!

by Gatordaddy November 2, 2008

taintacular

describing an over whelming feeling of joy that makes you want to shout out the word "taint".

After Jenny accepted Greg's offer, to go to the prom, Greg felt taintacular

by dogpound9219 October 26, 2011