by Cfftiuffff November 11, 2018
by opalcala January 15, 2020
A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.
by McShlammer February 10, 2023
When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.
by dino9401 October 01, 2012
1. A person who has been playing Legend of Zelda continuously for a period of time in order to beat the game.
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda
by gothicgirl143 February 05, 2012
by Alternative Holes February 21, 2020
When a customer comes into a furniture store multiple times throughout the week and walks around looking at the same things without asking any questions or for help; in a zombie like manner. Furniture Zombies also never buy and waste your time. This is similar to a Furniture Vampire but a Furniture Zombie doesn’t speak or acknowledge that a sales person is even there. A Furniture Zombie episode could last 20 seconds to 2 hours. The typical age of a Furniture Zombie is the ages 70 and up. At least 1 out of 10 customers is considered a Furniture Zombie. If a Furniture Zombie is under the age of 70 then you have a rare form of Furniture Zombie which might be better or worse than a typical Furniture Zombie.
Susan had a classic Furniture Zombie. The woman was 80 years old and she was previously in the past two days looking at all of the furniture pieces on the floor. Susan asked her if she could help but the woman didn't respond and looked like a zombie.
by TheFurnitureGal April 08, 2011