farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

shart

heaven. chocolate ice cream.

hey i sharted on my moms grave, then took out a spoon and ate it. brent was there, and he had vanilla flavored one

by anonymous March 25, 2022

Shart

The action in which someone releases a wet and soppy fart from their butthole that contains excrement.

PersonA: Ew, do you smell that?

PersonB: Yeah sorry I sharted

by O0O0O0 January 30, 2021

shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe pieces of modern art that are so shit they shouldn't be shown in any art exhibition.

"My dad says all video installations are shart."

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

Shart

A shart is basically a fart and a shit combined, you know when you fart and it turns out to be a shit, yeah thats what Shart means.

"Yo bro, i just sharted, stay away from me or the smell will get to you!"

by Isacc bals October 24, 2023

Shart

The equivalent name on Parler for a "Tweet" on Twitter.

Like and Share this shart to promote my latest tinfoil hat conspiracy theory! This will ignite a shartstorm that will flood Parler!

by MrZeg December 4, 2020

micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

by Anon_* January 8, 2021