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Ghetto situations

Typical circumstances in the 'hood, such as a prevention of a small service due to a late fee.

Another definition is a dramatic situation that's uncommon, but it happens in the 'hood. For example, being late to a late shift due to a shooting.
Person 1: Ay, hit me up.
Person 2: Ghetto situations; Expecting my check, plus my phone bill is about $200.00, mang. Add me on the space, though.

Boss: What makes you late today? An emergency? However, I received your call, so you're excused.
Employee: It was a ghetto situation. On my way to work, there were sirens everywhere after a shooting. It was due to an argument over some loaded dice.
by Ghetto Mastermind May 1, 2008
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Pumping Station

when you are doing a girl in the butt while she is throwing up, you pump in while she pumps out.
Dude me and jenny drank too much last night and she got sick so we did the pumping station
by knaitlyn October 18, 2008
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Z 95.7, located in the kansas city area.
The most overrated station in history is located in kansas city.
by yay yippee May 25, 2004
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info-stration

noun. A morphing of "information" and "frustration". this word reflects an (often) intense feeling of stress (verging on anxiety) that is increasingly experienced and/or suffered by those individuals who, through work or leisure, are bombarded with information, typically but not always web-based. This feeling develops and intensifies when individuals cannot retain, remember and/or adequately process escalating amounts of information available in today's society. can escalate into chronic info-stration.
I'm losing it...I just cannot keep up. Live radio/TV feeds from anywhere, 24-hour running news tickers, online magazines/libraries on any academic pursuit, passwords and accounts for 50+ travel, bank and online member services....it's too much! Someone save me from this, this...info-stration!
by CJBS July 30, 2008
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situational goddess

Similar to work hot, someone who is not really that attractive but because of where they are or who they are surrounded by appears hot. This often leads to her receiving undeserved and unprecedented attention and men doing foolish things like sleeping with her.
I need to dump Sandra. I met her in the Faculty of Engineering and wrongly thought she was hot. I brought her to a frat party and realized she was actually kinda ugly. Turns out Sandra was only a situational goddess: she only looks good when surrounded by ugly people.
by ebbets September 3, 2007
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Stationary Fuel

Another name for Porn that you do not watch, you just look at it. (Pictures)
My Internet was down so i had to settle for Stationary Fuel.
by AM#1 March 27, 2010
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Tricky Situation

Term describing when one gets involved with a Trick, and can't seem to get out of it, or has had a rather tough time dealing with them.
Duane: Man this damn girl done tried to play mind games on a brotha'. She know she wrong.

TJ: Yo man, I told you she was a hoe. She on that bull shit. You know she fucked Ebony's brother right?

Devante: Sorry for ya dog. Looks like you got your self in a Tricky Situation.
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
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