splasher

blonde female who gets passed around like a spliff. likes boogie ass naggers

carly splasher

by bad mon July 29, 2015

splashin

When someone is struggling in a social situation. Like downing in a conversation/ action. Drowning on land

"I will leave your ass if you don't stop splashin'."

"I can't even watch this shit... this dude is splashin' up a storm."

"We gotta go.... this dude is splashin'"

by laundrycard June 28, 2016

Slats

Ribs

He hit my slats and knocked the wind out of me

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Matt splat

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.

Matt splat is a dirty old man.

by Eatoutalexesass May 4, 2018

Creamy Mug Splat

The art of depositing a load of joy juice on to the face of your sexual partner.

At the last second he pulled out and gave her a creamy mug splat.

by Hook9 March 31, 2009

Genital Jungle Splash

poop that makes a big plop sound when it reaches the toilet

hey im a little embarassed. I'm afraid they heard that genital jungle splash i just did.

by portopottytipper!!!aahahahahahawlkjh;sldkjf January 14, 2005

Splashdown

Often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning

Great guys, Splashdown all over the sofa last night.

by boomboomchiccaboom June 22, 2010