Sloech 

Slut, Hoe, Bitch

Oi, sloech

What does that mean?

Sloech by Not a Sloech March 14, 2020

Scotch Bidet 

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1

There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet

Scotch Bidet by Bigcid March 21, 2020

scotchmosis 

A process by which Scottish influence passes through to the a non-native Scotsman or non-Scottish person via binge-watching scottish tv shows.
Examples:

-unexplained increases in desire for alcohol, Tennent's and

-a crippling depression triggered by lack of local sources of Irn-Bru

-unexplained increases in propensity for foolish violence
-oonespleane fluxuatiouns en speech pattaerns

Yes, I have seen every Burnistoun episode 4 or more times.

The Limmy show is basic knowledge.

No, I can't* explain why I bought 48 cans of Tennents and a case of Irn-Bru; it's like my Scottish heritage has increased dramatically, through scotchmosis, as it were.

* subs. ("can'nae")

scotchmosis by SndIrnBru May 27, 2020

Scotched 

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!

I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!

Scotched by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020

SlothaFoxi 

I ts my youtube channel so if you see this please subscribe to me I'd really appreciate it

SlothaFoxi is a gacha YouTube channel.

SlothaFoxi by SlothaFoxi July 28, 2020

Slonch 

To rub vigorously

Hey man can I slonch on those teeth?

Slonch by Beforkers August 23, 2020

Slitch

A slut bitch combo.

I will key your car, you effing slitch!

Slitch by Slitches get stiches November 1, 2020