short people 

a person that is short

people named lucy are generally short people

short people by ahhhhhhhhdjgjckxksjsbz January 9, 2022

Short Position Complex 

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.

Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.

Short Position Complex by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022

Short dick syndrome 

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.

James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome

Short dick syndrome by Thelostguy January 19, 2022

Short bastard 

Describing a character type or a person who is short yet displays chaotic and or mischievous energy examples ( Frank from always sunny, wario, Garfield and zim from invader Zim

My brother is such a short bastard

Short bastard by King baby 12 January 31, 2022

Short midget 

A midget That likes to watch midget porn

Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!

Short midget by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022

short straw 

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone

It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time

short straw by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022

short person 

oscar harris

oscar harris is a short person

short person by guacer213981 March 13, 2022